After Three

"After Three" is the eighth and final episode of the second season of Mind Your Language. It was first broadcast on the 25th of November 1978.

Plot
It's the week of the school concert and Miss Courtney wants Mr. Brown's class to perform in it as well and wants to see what they intend to perform. They all perform badly and in the end they sing the Mind Your Language theme song.

Quotes
Giovanni: Grazie, grazie. For you, I'm-a gonna do some impersonations. Okey-cokey, here we go. "'Ey, you wanna nice piece o' salami? I've got a lovely piece for you."

Miss Courtney: And who is that supposed to be?

Giovanni: That's my butcher Antonio.

Miss Courtney: We have never heard of your butcher.

Giovanni: Maybe not, but if you had, it's-a very much-a like him.

Mr. Brown: Can't you do impressions of any well-known people?

Giovanni: Sure I can. Jimmy Cagney in a scene from the film Disaster on-a da Fifth Avenue. "You dirty rat!" (Pulls out a toy rat and starts slapping it.) "Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! I'm-a gonna fix you! Ugh!"

Miss Courtney: And what is all this "off" business?

Danielle: Zat is when I am taking off my clothes.

Miss Courtney: We can't have that sort of thing going on!

Danielle: It is not going on; it is coming off.

Ranjeet: Why's a rhinoceros is being like an elephant?

Ali: Why's a rhinoceros is like being an elephant?

Ranjeet: 'Cause neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Trivia

 * This is the last episode in which Zoltan appears, and the last episode in which Ingrid appears until "Never Say Die" - after this episode, he returns to Hungary and she transfers to another school.
 * Giovanni says he'll do an impression of James Cagney in Disaster on Fifth Avenue, but Cagney was never in such a film.
 * Miss Courtney says that Mr. Jarvis was fired for his woodwork students' poor performance at last year's school concert, but he was still working at the school when "A Point of Honour" aired (10 March 1978). Unless she's referring to an academic year and the school holds a concert every term, this makes it likely that at least one of these episodes doesn't take place on its air date.